The fruit is on the other foot

Write-up by Gerry McDonnell

I like to feel of myself as a chilled personal. Admittedly, I am not as laid back again as the spouse, but that is a end result of her life-style.

Getting cool, calm and occasionally collected, I’ve been stunned by the overreaction to the minor disagreement in the course of the Carling Cup last. The term ‘handbags’ is an outrageous exaggeration the wife throws far more punches on a Sunday afternoon when I try out to dislodge her from the mattress.

The sending off of Adebayor was specifically perplexing. Emmanuel appeared innocent, yet was punished severely which coincidentally was the plot of the DVD i watched right after the match. I’m acquiring stuck into the eight/15 for an Arsenal win above Studying.

I am beginning to be troubled about the wife’s sister. Her infatuation with me is nearly undoubtedly a consequence of deeply rooted psychological difficulties introduced on by very low self-esteem. Sweet. I’m not passing up the opportunity to get on Wigan at three/one to beat Manchester Metropolis.

The Beatles might have informed the earth that ‘money cannot but you love’ but Wayne Rooney located the flaw in that romantic fallacy. The word on the street is that Wayne is set to marry Coleen, and the road people are definitely in the loop. I’m romantically concerned with the seven/4 about Liverpool denting Manchester United’s title cost.

We all have our tiny quirks, except for Birds of a Feather. The wife’s sister has a foot fetish I originally thought she was just pulling my leg. I’m dipping my toes into the 9/four for a draw between Fulham and Aston Villa.Unlike the wife’s sister, Middlesbrough have only tasted defeat on one particular event this year. You must back the Boro at eleven/four to win at Newcastle i am putting my foot down.

Andy Johnson is by no means far from a ‘diving’ controversy. The miniature hitman had the finger pointed at him yet again final week, which was more than enough for him to tumble to the ground. Sheffield United can consider a point off the Toffeemen at an unsteady 9/4.

Frank Lampard really should sense ashamed of himself for squaring up to tiny Cesc Fabregas. Lamps could have picked on someone his personal dimension but in all fairness, Pauline Quirke was rehearsing for a musical. Chelsea can turn over Pompey at a mammoth 3/five.

The very last five matches among Bolton and Blackburn have both been goalless or settled by a single strike this is a genuine clash of the tight-uns. I’m jumping on the 17/two for ‘no goalscorer’ like it was a Russian tennis player. Ideally not Davydenko.

There is an air of impending doom surrounding Alan Curbishley and West Ham. They say it’s never over until finally the lady of a fuller figure breaks into song ‘Birds of a Feather, the musical’ opens on Sunday evening. Spurs can hammer another nail into the Curb’s coffin at 13/10.

The wife’s mother has asked to proofread my weekly betting preview to make certain that I’m not making any cheap digs at her expense. No make a difference how much she pleads she’s not acquiring her hands on my column. Charlton can maintain their survival dreams alive with a win at the Vicarage at 9/five.

Frank Lampard is not satisfied with this week’s accumulator. Apparently, it’s so mouthwatering he’s struggling to concentrate on the approaching ruck with Pauline Quirke. Very last week’s accer obliged at 25/1 Arsenal, Charlton, Chelsea and Tottenham will comply with suit at a beefy 15/1.

About the Writer

Gerry McDonnell is a skilled odds compiler, journalist and rescuer of small orphans.

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